my 2006 new years resolution.

well, it's that time of year again. time to make a new years resolution. for this - the year of the dog, I have decided to try to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat. somehow, over the course of 365 days, I've gain 20 pounds of ugly fat while laying in the lobby seats.

jesus! I'm still shocked when I look in the mirror. what happened?? I used to be such a stud. ..don't tell me it was all in my dreams?!?

well, anyway, so here I am, busting my brain to figure out how to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat.

my brother told me to get a butcher knife. but I didn't think that would be a good idea since chopping off the fat around my belly would cost me some great pain.

..no, no. he says. it's not for the fat around your belly. it's for the 20 pounds of ugly fat above my shoulders.

yeah. 20 pounds of ugly fat.

my brother, the comedian.